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Post by Unit7 on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:47 am

Did that get your attention? oddly enough with a title like that you might actually expect a sudden change in topic or maybe that just happens at ZU.

So I was watching Comedy Central, some comedian was on, and afterwards there was some Male Enhancement Drug infomercial. I watched a bit out of curiosity. That and there were hot chicks. After three minutes I wish I had turned the channel.

Do you know how humiliating it is for a guy... actually you women probably do. Huh. Anyways its rather humiliating seeing a bunch of hot chicks discuss the whole... size issue and they told some horror stories. Enough so even the most confident of men start to have doubts about their size. Ignoring the whole male size stuff.

I started to wonder about other things. Mainly breast size and how much THAT matters to me as a guy. As it turns out they don't. Which may or may not have made me a little sad. I am a very simple man. Big ones, small ones, medium ones(god I really wish there was another use for the terms/words male enhancement. Somehow this could have been an awesome double entendre)
Boobs are... well boobs. Razz

I mean boobs are hillarious to watch... ok I couldn't resist.
(for those of you who didn't get it. Well it's because you are a boob)

Anyways I am sure I had some grand line of thought when I started this and wanted to profess some greater and deeper understanding of whatever this topic was about. Either way I forgot what it was.

Oh I know. I hate when commercials try and embarrass and try and sow seeds of doubt into your mind. Which reminds me of a Dane Cook joke about how women are brain ninjas.

Also it gives me a far better understanding of some of the ads directed towards women. In one example they listed a bunch of traits women might not like about themselves. Like their breasts being to small and such things and ending 'But at least you will find the right pair of jeans!"

Saw a video about the subject on youtube once and on many things I am divided. Part of me totally sees that happening and another part is just in denial that something like that could even be possible. Mostly what the hell do boobs(god that's a fun word to say) have to do with jeans? S why would it even be part of an ad?

Now I must go watch the boob tube...

and now that's not a fun way of saying porn. It's slang for the TV. Damn get your minds out of the gutter!

Which reminds me. One of the greatest things about the TV show Drake and Josh was that they megan would often call her brothers 'A couple of boobs'

...

come to think of it this has given me another thought one that I have often had. Well ever since in Mythology class my teacher brought it up. Why is it that a bunch of insults indirectly involve women?

Also what came first. Boob as in stupid person or Boob as in Breast? I mean either way... it just seems wrong. How do these words evolve in meaning anyways? A few hundred years from now people are going to be wondering what exactly this sentence means.

Hello, my name is Fred and I am from accounting.

Simple right? Well no. Because in 300 years time chances are that same sentence would look more or less like:

lava, piano idiot in Fred donut am pilot bsicuit.
(ok that was much harder to come up then it should have been)

To them it would make perfect sense but to us? a big WTF comes to mind.

Which brings me to my final conclusion. Just because someone has horrible spelling and grammar on the Internet it doesn't mean they are bad spellers and or whatever. It means they are from the future.

If you haven't caught on by now... this whole post is pretty much my entire thought process for EVERYTHING. Makes sense too...

Oh and for you feminists out there. Fine I'll say it. PENIS. I mean seriously I skipped all around that word while going on and on about womanly things.

Wait... none of you had noticed? Oh well.

Scientist should really harvest my brain when I die. Then again maybe there are some medical studies that need a new brain to study... I wonder what the pay would be like.


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Re: Male Enhancement Drugs

Post by Rex on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:59 am

Unit7 wrote:Did that get your attention? oddly enough with a title like that you might actually expect a sudden change in topic or maybe that just happens at ZU.

So I was watching Comedy Central, some comedian was on, and afterwards there was some Male Enhancement Drug infomercial. I watched a bit out of curiosity. That and there were hot chicks. After three minutes I wish I had turned the channel.

Do you know how humiliating it is for a guy... actually you women probably do. Huh. Anyways its rather humiliating seeing a bunch of hot chicks discuss the whole... size issue and they told some horror stories. Enough so even the most confident of men start to have doubts about their size. Ignoring the whole male size stuff.

Honestly I never understood this. My penis is 17 cm which from what I understand is just the average and I never really saw why I would want something bigger then this. Especially since in my experience when pleasing a woman the girth of the penis is more useful then the length. Of course maybe I am missing on some cultural influence that has been rejected due to my excessive narcissism





I started to wonder about other things. Mainly breast size and how much THAT matters to me as a guy. As it turns out they don't. Which may or may not have made me a little sad. I am a very simple man. Big ones, small ones, medium ones(god I really wish there was another use for the terms/words male enhancement. Somehow this could have been an awesome double entendre)
Boobs are... well boobs. Razz

True dat. To me the best breasts are those that fit well with the body. I mean sure big boobs are nice but some huge boobs (especially those really fake looking ones) on a small slender women just look weird

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I mean boobs are hillarious to watch... ok I couldn't resist.
(for those of you who didn't get it. Well it's because you are a boob)[/quote[
I think you mean boobies
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Oh I know. I hate when commercials try and embarrass and try and sow seeds of doubt into your mind. Which reminds me of a Dane Cook joke about how women are brain ninjas.


Also it gives me a far better understanding of some of the ads directed towards women. In one example they listed a bunch of traits women might not like about themselves. Like their breasts being to small and such things and ending 'But at least you will find the right pair of jeans!"

This reminds of a video about the difference between commericals intended for man and woman Smile

We are lucky to be guys Smile






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come to think of it this has given me another thought one that I have often had. Well ever since in Mythology class my teacher brought it up. Why is it that a bunch of insults indirectly involve women?

For the same reason a lot of insults involve animals. For many many years woman had the same status as animals



Also what came first. Boob as in stupid person or Boob as in Breast? I mean either way... it just seems wrong. How do these words evolve in meaning anyways? A few hundred years from now people are going to be wondering what exactly this sentence means.

Hello, my name is Fred and I am from accounting.

Simple right? Well no. Because in 300 years time chances are that same sentence would look more or less like:

lava, piano idiot in Fred donut am pilot bsicuit.
(ok that was much harder to come up then it should have been)
Generally the difference is not that huge you are right. With the break neck speed of technological development a lot of cultural context would dissapear. Entire fields of work would be gone


Which brings me to my final conclusion. Just because someone has horrible spelling and grammar on the Internet it doesn't mean they are bad spellers and or whatever. It means they are from the future.
Or from the past where they killed a time traveler from the future and stole his time machine. That would explain why people with bad spelling and grammar are also quite often ignorant and stupid



Scientist should really harvest my brain when I die. Then again maybe there are some medical studies that need a new brain to study... I wonder what the pay would be like.


Donating your body to science would spare your family some costs for the funeral.....or maybe you can do a deal to sell your parts. Body parts can fetch quite a nice price on the black market
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Post by xChorusOfAngelsx on Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:40 pm

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