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Board Game: Wishes.

Post by MattDavis on Sat May 21, 2011 8:13 pm

Seeing the astounding success of the question game thread. I thought I'd start this one

The rules of the game are

1. You have to say something you wish for.

I.E I wish I had a million dollars

2. Then the next person has to grant you that wish but thwart it in some way

Example: Granted, but that Million dollars is in pennies at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean

I'll start

I wish that I had a house boat.
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Post by scifidawn on Sat May 21, 2011 9:08 pm

Granted, but the house boat is covered in frozen ice in antarctica.

I wish a huge library room, in my house, with all my favorite books, and books about all the subjects that interest me.

(Fun game, Matt.)
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Re: Board Game: Wishes.

Post by xChorusOfAngelsx on Sun May 22, 2011 12:27 am

Granted, but all of the books are printed in Vietnamese.


I wish I had a lovely cottage on the coast of Maine.

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Post by secret_life8 on Sun May 22, 2011 4:30 am

Granted, but it has a colony of bats living in the attic.

I wish I had an endless film collection, one that included all the old classics that I love.
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Post by Rex on Sun May 22, 2011 9:12 am

Granted but you go blind

I wish I had a yacht
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Post by secret_life93 on Sun May 22, 2011 4:50 pm

Granted, but it crashed and sank and now sits in the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish I had a Mustang Convertible.
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Post by scifidawn on Sun May 22, 2011 5:51 pm

Granted, but it was being delivered behind a malfunctioning Dung Truck. Stinky!

I wish I could have my kitchen redone with some beautiful granite countertops.
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Post by secret_life8 on Sun May 22, 2011 6:12 pm

Granted, but the stove catches fire and the burns kitchen to the ground.

I wish I had a new bathing suit.

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Post by scifidawn on Mon May 23, 2011 11:03 am

Granted, but someone put itching powder in the suit and the box it came from. And this is strong powder that does not wash out with water.

I wish I could take another trip to Iceland, NOT when volcanos are errupting.
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Re: Board Game: Wishes.

Post by MattDavis on Mon May 23, 2011 7:25 pm

Granted, but while you're in Iceland you get separated from the group and start out on an expedition on an ice floe, which when you just start getting enjoyment out of the Police Officers stop and you get arrested and because you're from another country the court process is un-imaginabley terrible.

source:Teen Arrested on Ice Floe

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Post by scifidawn on Mon May 23, 2011 10:53 pm

Granted, but the nice person is 97 and deaf.

I wish my best friends would come out here to visit.
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Post by Hannah_Banana222 on Thu May 26, 2011 7:47 pm

Granted, but they don't like you any more. Razz

I wish I was immortal.
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Post by melissa052 on Thu May 26, 2011 9:08 pm

Granted. But you can never stop aging like a normal human.

I wish... I had a lifetime supply of jelly belly jelly beans! XD
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Post by Rex on Thu May 26, 2011 11:41 pm

The beans become sentient and eat you


I wish I had a helicopter
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Post by Unit7 on Fri May 27, 2011 1:37 am

Granted but John McClane kills it with a car. Sad

I wish I had a nickle for everytime someone said Why,

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Post by Rex on Fri May 27, 2011 8:02 am

Granted but you get a nickle for every time someone had said Why . Including past and future. The sheer weight of the trillions of nickels that suddenly appear shift the orbit of the planet. The vast majority of humanity is dead within days and a two weeks later the entire planet crashes into Venus obliterating the entire human race and destroying two planets. I hope you are happy now


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Post by secret_life8 on Fri May 27, 2011 2:41 pm

Granted, but it's Perry the Platipus from Phineas and Pherb and on one of his secret outings, he was brutally murdered.

I wish I had socks on right now.
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Post by Hannah_Banana222 on Sat May 28, 2011 8:35 am

Granted, but they're so small that they cut off all circulation, and your feet fall off.

I wish the guy I like liked me.
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Re: Board Game: Wishes.

Post by Rex on Sat May 28, 2011 10:12 am

Granted he likes you. But just as you are about to make out he stops and makes a confession. He takes off his shirt to reveal...breasts. Yes the guy you liked turned out to be a girl. She was pretending to be a guy because she was in the witness protection program. Sadly someone else overhears this in the shadows and three days later just when you started working out your situation the Yakuza cuts off your heads in broad daylight


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Post by MrsJazz on Sat May 28, 2011 10:41 am

Granted, but he short circuits, frying out the mother board, and goes on a killing spree.

I wish I had 20 carat diamond ring.
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Post by scifidawn on Sat May 28, 2011 1:21 pm

Granted, but one of your dog swallows it, and little do you know he, ummm... leaves it somewhere else in a pile of you know what when he poos so you have no idea what happened to it.

I wish I could go for a hike in Sequoia National Forest.

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Post by Hannah_Banana222 on Tue May 31, 2011 3:21 pm

Granted, but a giant sequoia falls over and kills you.

I wish I had my own apartment.
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Post by secret_life8 on Tue May 31, 2011 4:02 pm

Granted, but the appartment is haunted by Billy Mays.

I wish that my Hogwarts letter was not so delayed.
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Post by Hannah_Banana222 on Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:39 am

Granted, but you're denied.

I wish I was really hot. Wink
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Post by Rex on Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:54 am

You become the hottest supermodel in the world. It's crazy time. Your schedule is full of photo shoots,interviews,fashion shows . Actors, athletes and various billionaires are constantly hitting you. You end becoming a multimillionaire and marrying the president of the United States. But all those years of a hectic life took their toll on your mind. One day during a very important meeting between the USA and Russia you snap and kill both the American and the Russian president and their entire staffs. This causes a huge international conflict and the start of World War 3. Thanks to your hotness the entire planet is a radioactive rock floating in space and all life forms are death

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