In honor of a new member Matt Davis: Fart Jokes here - please no sex inuendo.

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Post by scifidawn on Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:56 am

Many people like fart jokes. Many do not admit it. For those who like them and are willing to admit it, place them here for the new member please. (Note the color of the subject heading. Ha ha.)

Q: What would you call the definition of surprise?
A: A fart with a lump in it.

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Post by PiperC! on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:24 pm

Where I am from, the above is called a shart, or if you'd rather, a chocolate cupcake.
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Post by scifidawn on Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:08 pm

PiperC! wrote:Where I am from, the above is called a shart, or if you'd rather, a chocolate cupcake.

EWWWW!!! Ha ha. I posted this because the new guy mentioned fart jokes in his profile. I thought I would give him a "smelly" welcome. Ha ha.
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Post by PiperC! on Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:53 pm

Fart jokes are amazing. I will like this fellow.
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Post by Unit7 on Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:27 pm

I don't know any good fart jokes. Sad

But welcome to the forums.

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Post by scifidawn on Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:15 pm

PiperC! wrote:Fart jokes are amazing. I will like this fellow.

I like them too. But, you did not put one for him. Post a fart joke please.
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Post by MattDavis on Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:02 pm

Hi, thank you all! I Haven't been on the internet for pleasure in a few weeks, busy schedules tight deadlines etcetera. I really appreciate your warming welcome into the boards. Hopefully you'll be hearing more from me.

As a great anonymous source of the internet said

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing
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Post by scifidawn on Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:41 pm

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Post by scifidawn on Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:04 pm

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Post by MattDavis on Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:50 pm

scifidawn wrote:Another fart thing to enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lshWZEP_T-U&feature=share

I've always got a kick out of those Just For Laughs: Gags especially the strange versions of public domain songs they offer.
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